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Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag

Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag

$15.99 USD
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Cancellation is a Love Language.

There’s no place like home. Why? Because the general public isn't there. The Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Garden Flag is the ultimate flag for the proud introvert.

Featuring a ridiculously idyllic scene of deer, ducks, and a cozy cottage, this flag sets a peaceful boundary. It tells the world that you are happily thriving in your fortress of solitude and that you have zero plans to leave.

Why You Need It:

  • Set Boundaries: A polite (well, sort of) way to tell the world you’re enjoying your me-time.

  • Cottagecore with a Twist: Embraces the trendy rustic aesthetic while keeping your signature edge.

  • High Quality: The detailed print mimics the texture of needlepoint but stands up to the elements.

Specs:

  • Size: 12" x 18"

  • Material: 100% Poly-poplin-canvas fabric

  • Design: Printed on both sides

  • 100% Satisfaction
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