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I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi Greeting Card

I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi Greeting Card

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Plausible Deniability... In Card Form.

We all have that one friend who watches too many murder documentaries and knows exactly how to dispose of a body (hypothetically, of course). The I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi Card is the perfect tongue-in-cheek greeting for the true crime obsessor or the reluctant party-goer.

Whether you are dragged to a wedding or a mandatory work event, this card sets the record straight. You aren't there for the fun; you are there for the legal defense.

Why You Need It:

  • True Crime Vibes: Speaks directly to the "Murderino" in your life.

  • Introvert Approved: The perfect way to say "I'd rather be at home" without actually leaving.

  • Premium Feel: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial—no flimsy paper here.

Specs:

  • Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

  • Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

  • Interior: Blank (Write your own confession... or denial)

  • Includes: Matching Envelope

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