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That 70's Show Red Forman "Happy Birthday Dumb-as" Greeting Card

That 70's Show Red Forman "Happy Birthday Dumb-as" Greeting Card

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A Foot in the A-- Birthday Greeting.

If you are going to wish someone a happy birthday, do it with the stern authority of Point Place's favorite veteran. The Red Forman "Happy Birthday Dumb-ss" Card is the only way to show affection without actually showing affection.

Red Forman isn't just a TV dad; he is a lifestyle. This card is perfect for your brother, your best friend, or anyone who needs a reality check along with their cake. It’s tough love on high-quality paper.

Why You Need It:

  • 70s Nostalgia: Captures the essence of the decade (and the show) perfectly.

  • Aggressive Affection: The perfect card for guys or close friends where insults are a sign of love.

  • Premium Feel: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial—not cheap and flimsy.

Specs:

  • Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

  • Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

  • Interior: Blank (Write your own threat)

  • Includes: Matching Envelope

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