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The Breakfast League T-Shirt

The Breakfast League T-Shirt

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When danger sizzles across the Garden State, and chaos threatens the sacred morning meal, three heroes rise from the griddle to defend truth, flavor, and the Jersey way.

Captain Pork Roll — born from the heart of a Trenton diner, he wields the savory strength of the state’s most divisive delicacy. With his trusty Salt and Pepper Shakers of Justice in hand, villainy stands no chance. 
The Incredible Yolk — a hard-boiled powerhouse with a sunny side that can fry evil wherever it rears it's head.
The Cheese Crusader — smooth, sharp, and dangerously melty, he binds the League together one slice at a time.

Together, they are The Breakfast League — battling blandness, crushing corruption, and keeping breakfast greasy, glorious, and proudly New Jersey.

Made from pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton for an ultra soft feel and it fits like a standard band tee; not too snug and not too baggy with straight sides for a little bit of looseness in the shoulders and waist. Suitable for wearing out on the town or lounging around the homestead.

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